聯(lián)賽一回到正軌，大風(fēng)波的集中戰(zhàn)，雙紅會，巴薩對馬競，米蘭德比。我相信上星期六看了9個小時球的人絕對不止一個。好了，廢話少說，快看看歪果仁鋒利的吐槽和漂亮的配圖！

[皇家馬德里6-0大勝，克羅科登科]

皇家馬德里球迷：一夜之間的歐沙羅。

(Cri5tiano)

Say_Whatt(皇馬球迷)：求你再來幾次吧。(Please, do this more often.)

MericuhFuckYeah(皇馬球迷)：20分鐘三球，以這個效率C羅今晚要帽子帽子戲法了。(At this rate he’ll get three hattricks)

w_pc(德國球迷)：貝爾今晚表現(xiàn)太棒，強大的BBC又回來了。(Impressed with Bale so far, getting really involved. The BBC is looking wonderful.)

trumpsta(利物浦球迷)：大圣就是要有大鬧中場的自由。(Letting him roam/playing him in the middle works wonders for him)

philipstyrer(切爾西球迷)：看著本澤馬控球，再想想剛才科斯塔的控球，我簡直要吐了。(Going from watching Costa’s ball control to seeing Benzema makes me want to throw up.)

your_dope_is_mine(巴薩球迷)：是因為臉嗎？(Cuz he’s having a bad face?)

【馬競1-2巴薩，梅西替補絕殺】

chocotacoman(巴薩球迷)：要是比賽沒拿下，這鍋就是梅西二公子的。(If anything bad happens, I blame Messi's new son.)

dranani(印地十一球迷)：都TM賴馬特奧。(Yeah, damn you Mateo)

Lord_Amoux(曼城球迷)：梅西一腳任意球找到了剛出生的兒子。(Messi sent the freekick to his newborn back at home)

akaranzo(巴薩球迷)：我去…維爾馬倫下賽季見！(God damn it... oh well, see you again next season Vermaelen!)

GerrardSlip(巴薩球迷)：梅西：要啥賽前訓(xùn)練啊。(MESSI DOESN’T NEED TO TRAINING)

Canucksitan(盧旺達球迷)：即使梅西親自生兒子，他也能參加第二天的比賽。(Messi could probably give birth and play the next day)

omegaxLoL(曼聯(lián)球迷)：托雷斯叕面對巴薩進球了。(Torres is addicted to scoring against Barcelona isn't he)

【切爾西1-3埃弗頓，奈史密斯替補登場帽子戲法】

Tom_The_Human(切爾西球迷)：球迷朋友們注意了，明晚七點在斯坦福橋外集合，汽油和火柴已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備就緒。(We will be meeting at 7pm tomorrow outside the Bridge. Petrol and matches will be provided.)

edwardfortehands(埃弗頓球迷)：奈馬爾。(Naimar)

-_Sunny5_-(曼聯(lián)球迷)：全場最佳球員：貝西奇。的腿筋。(MOTM: Besic’s hamstring)

DarthVapor77(埃弗頓球迷)：不，全場最佳肌肉。(Muscle of the match, for sure)

ZuluCthulu(利物浦球迷)：說不定是伊娃下的咒呢。(Let's give some of the credit to the curse of Eva.)

Gary Lineker(加里-萊因克爾)：怪不得斯通斯這么想留在埃弗頓。(No wonder John Stones was so keen to stay at Everton.)

【曼聯(lián)3-1利物浦，馬夏爾夢幻首秀，本特克驚天倒鉤】

_thedarkknight(曼聯(lián)球迷)：上賽季楊教授擠走了天使，現(xiàn)在連孟菲斯也無法幸免了。(Young took care of Angel & now Memphis.)

dobbyschmurda(瑞典球迷)：成功還是靠禽糞。(There must be something in that bird shit he ate)

mendownunder(圣保羅球迷)：比賽治好了我多年的失眠。(This game is curing my insomnia)

Takley(曼聯(lián)球迷)：馬夏爾那球把我整個人都看石更了。(I had an orgasm when that went in)

codespyder(曼城球迷)：然而本特克的倒鉤已經(jīng)把我榨干了。(I was spent after the Benteke goal so I couldn't)

Gary Neville(加里-內(nèi)維爾)：斯科特爾居然冒這種險，你以為你是皮克啊。(You can't take chances like that when you're Martin Skrtel. All of a sudden he thinks he's Gerard Pique)

【國米1-0米蘭，三戰(zhàn)全勝登頂】

Thankyouedge(國米球迷)：雖然才踢了3場比賽，但是我還是太tm高興了！(I know it's 3 games in but I'll fucking take it！)

Estheliel(阿爾巴尼亞球迷)：國米現(xiàn)在踢得越來越好了，榜首當(dāng)之無愧?？锥啾葋喓喼笔莻€怪物。(Inter's playing some good football, they deserve it. Also Kondogbia is a monster.)

lorencoco(國米球迷)：我一直對巴神又愛又恨，但是看到浪子回頭還是高興啊。(I have a love hate relationship with Balo, but I'm glad he's back and doing well)

Nixty84(切爾西球迷)：已經(jīng)比利物浦的他強10倍了。(Balotelli already playing 10x better than he was at Liverpool)

ACMBruh(米蘭球迷)：巴神永遠是我們米蘭的寵兒。(Balo is always our boy)

然而，看到巴神狀態(tài)復(fù)蘇的利物浦球迷是這樣的…