今天給你發(fā)15個雙語版本的“土醉鑒定”~

告白也有比I love you更浪漫的表現(xiàn)~

親戚

I think you look like a relative of mine。

you look like my father ' s son-in-law .

我想你和我的一個親戚一樣。

你像我爸爸的女婿

打火機

Have you got a lighter？'

"不。"

then how did you manage to set my heart on fire？'

“你有打火機嗎？單擊

「不。

”

“那你是怎么點燃我的心的？”

血型

"What's your blood type?"

"B."

"No, you are my type."

“你是什么血型？”

“B型?！?/p>

“不是，你是我的理想型。”

地圖

"Do you have a map?"

"What?"

"I'm getting lost in your eyes."

“你有地圖嗎？”

“怎么啦”

“我在你的雙眸中迷失了方向。”

夢境

"I had a bad dream yesterday."

"What kind of dream?"

"A dream without you."

“我昨天做了一個噩夢。”

“什么噩夢？”

“沒有你的夢。”

未來

"Why hasn't the thing I asked you to order come yet?"

"What?"

"Our future."

“剛剛叫幫我點的東西怎么還木有來？！”

“什么？”

“我們的未來?！?/p>

問路

"May I ask you the way?"

"Which way?"

"The way to your heart."

“我可以向你問路嗎？”

“你要去哪里？”

“去你心里?！?/p>

老婆

"I'm not afraid of anyone except you."

"Why?"

"Because I am afraid of my wife."

“我什么人都不怕，就是怕你?！?/p>

“為什么？”

“因為我怕老婆?！?/p>

目光

"There's something on your face."

"What?"

"My gaze."

“你的臉上有一個東西誒?！?/p>

“啥？”

“有我的目光?！?/p>

自戀

"I've got a crush on a guy."

"Then he must be handsome."

"Oh, you are such a narcissist."

“我喜歡上一個小哥哥了?！?/p>

“那他一定很帥。”

“你太自戀了?！?/p>

長蛀牙

I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a tooth decay.

Because you are just so sweet.

我好害怕自己要長蛀牙了哦。

因為你真的太甜了。

教你愛我

"Can you love me?"

"No, I can't."

"Then I can teach you how to."

“請問你會喜歡我嗎？”

“不會?！?/p>

“你不會我可以教你啊?！?/p>

分量變重

Are you getting fat lately?

Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

你最近是不是又胖了？

為什么你在我心里的分量越來越重了呢？

女票

This is the ticket for a movie.

This is the ticket for a train.

But you have the ticket to my heart.

這是電影票。

這是火車票。

而你是我的女票。

幸福

"Do you know my original name?"

"I don't know."

"My original name was Wang, but it changed to Fu the moment I met you."

(Note: Fu has the same pronunciation as the word "happiness" in Chinese.)

“你知道我本來姓什么嗎？”

“不知道?！?/p>

“我本來姓王，但是遇見了你，我就幸（姓）福了?！?/p>