英語笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年出現(xiàn)的一個(gè)新詞,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現(xiàn)象。下面小編整理了英語笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯品析

　　河上漂流(中英)

　　A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”

　　一個(gè)男人路過旅行社時(shí)，看到一個(gè)廣告欄上面寫著“順著墨累河漂流四天，全部費(fèi)用只需40美元”。

　　Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious.

　　面對(duì)如此低價(jià)的誘惑，他大步走進(jìn)旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然后說:“我報(bào)名墨累河之游?！闭Ｑ坶g，旅行社的店員抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那個(gè)人打昏了。

　　When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.

　　當(dāng)那個(gè)人醒來之后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被捆在一個(gè)木筏上，正沿著河水往下漂呢。過了一會(huì)兒在河的另一邊，他看到一個(gè)和他處境一樣的人。

　　"$40 Murray cruise?" he calls out.

　　"40美元墨累河之游?”他喊到。

　　"Yep!" says the man on the other side.

　　“是呀!”那人答道。

　　"I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,”he yells.

　　“我打賭我們還沒吃早飯呢?！彼暗?。

　　"Well，”calls the other man, “we did last year.”

　　“對(duì)，”另一個(gè)人說，“我們?nèi)ツ瓿赃^了?！?/p>　　經(jīng)典的英語笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

　　給丈夫最好的警告(中英)

　　My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

　　我的丈夫?qū)ξ視r(shí)常波動(dòng)的情緒很不高興。所以那天他給我買了一個(gè)心情戒指，那樣他就可以從戒指上看出我的心情。當(dāng)我的心情好的.時(shí)候，那個(gè)戒指就會(huì)變成綠色。當(dāng)我的心情不好的時(shí)候，在我丈夫的額頭上就會(huì)留下一大塊紅色的戒指印。

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　　實(shí)話實(shí)說(中英)

　　As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.

　　當(dāng)我們的飛機(jī)在歐海爾降落時(shí)，飛機(jī)的機(jī)組人員開始了她的“歡迎和感謝”的演講。

　　"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.”

　　“歡迎來到芝加哥，當(dāng)?shù)貢r(shí)間是六點(diǎn)十五分。今天能夠給你們提供服務(wù)是我們的榮幸。我希望你們對(duì)此次飛行感到滿意。雖然你們選擇了一家破產(chǎn)的航空公司，但是我們還是感謝你們選擇了聯(lián)合航空公司?！?/p>