A:Marco, here is an easy psychological test. Are you interested?

　　Marco,這有個簡單的心理測試，你有沒有興趣？

　　B:Yes. But make sure you speak slowly so that I can follow you.

　　有，可是你要說的慢一些。那樣的話我也能聽懂

　　A:Ok. Here we go. Well ,the first question is when you walk into a forest,what is the first qnimal that you wanna see?

　　好的。第一個問題是：當(dāng)你走進(jìn)森林時，你看到的第一個動物是什么？

　　B:Tiger. I love tigers.

　　老虎。我喜歡老虎。

　　A:Ok. Then what's the second animal you wanna see ?

　　那第二個動物呢？

　　B: The second. I guess a pig. That's my girlfriend's sign.

　　第二個。我想是豬。我女朋友是屬豬的

　　A:Now, after the forest,there comes a little stream. The water is nice and clean. But you are not thirsty. Would you drink some water?

　　現(xiàn)在走過森林，來到一條小溪前，水很干凈，可你不渴。你會喝水嗎？

　　B:No, cause I'm not thirsty.

　　不會，我又不渴

　　A:The second stream is very dirty,and you are really thirsty this time.Now, would you drink some water?

　　第二條小溪水很臟?？赡愫芸?。這次你會喝水嗎？

　　B:I guess so.

　　我想會的

　　A:After this ,you see a small house. So you open the door and go in. You see a vase and lots of roses on the floor. Now tell me how many roses you wanna put into the vase.

　　這之后呢，你看到一個小房子，你開門進(jìn)去，看到了一只花瓶和許多玫瑰。告訴我你準(zhǔn)備放多少只花進(jìn)去。

　　B:One.

　　一只

　　A:Okay. That's the last question. Now let me tell you its meaning. The first animal is you and the second animal is your girlfriend. You said you're a tiger and she's a pig. That shows you're a really bossy man and you're lazy, cause your girlfriend is lazy.

　　好了，那是最后一個問題?，F(xiàn)在我來解釋一下。第一個動物代表你，第二個代表你的女朋友。你說你看到了老虎和豬。那表示你是個很愛發(fā)號施令的人。而且還很懶，因為你女朋友很懶。

　　B:What about the streams?

　　那小溪呢？

　　A:The 2 streams are 2 opportunities in your life. You caught one.

　　那兩條小溪代表人生中的兩次機會。你抓住了一次。

　　B:Then the roses.

　　玫瑰呢

　　A:The roses refer to your lovers after you get married. You may have one lover.

　　玫瑰指的是你的情人。你以后可能會有一個情人。

　　B:That's not true. I won't buy your story.

　　瞎說，我才不信呢。

　　Attention Please…特別提醒

　　[你可以請外教反復(fù)幫你模仿/訓(xùn)練下面句子/詞組的正宗美式發(fā)音]

　　[1] psychological test心理測試。心理測試的很多問題很荒誕。但有時也挺準(zhǔn)確的。psychology是指心理學(xué)。心理學(xué)家就是psychologist。逆反心理則是reverse psychology

　　[2]sign的一個意思表示星座。幾十年前老美們泡妞時會說What's your sign?{你是什么星座的？}不過現(xiàn)在這個問題已經(jīng)過時了。

　　Related Words…相關(guān)詞匯

　　以下這些詞并未給出漢語意思，你可以試著用我們學(xué)到的英語問問外教它們的意思

　　[ ie:What does "***"mean?"***"是什么意思？]

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